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Bo Knows Bailouts.

In Politics on April 12, 2009 at 4:53 pm


Obama’s chief diplomat to the animal kingdom has arrived: Bo Dogg is in the (White) House!  Little is known about Bo as of yet but details are emerging in real time.  Apparently, he used to hold dual citizenship with the kingdom of Fauna and Portugal but has requested asylum in the US after he was persecuted in Lisbon for being ridiculously adorable.  Unsubstantiated rumors also suggest Bo and President Obama both subscribe to a Keynesian economic dogma.